I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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