I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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