We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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