wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
