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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
3 2 1 whiskey
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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