But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
i think my cat just said my name.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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