No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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