if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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