Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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