her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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