I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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