I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Sext me about skeletons
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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