Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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