Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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