im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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