dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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