She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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