i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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