the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
