I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
My vagina is officially offended.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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