I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
