You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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