Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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