I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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