I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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