Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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