...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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