she kept yelling 'call me bella'
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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