I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
my poor anus
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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