I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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