did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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