So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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