new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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