I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
babies were throwing up all over the place
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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