are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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