it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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