I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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