Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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