What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
we should paint friendship bongs
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