Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
did i walk over a car last night?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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