Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
