He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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