Where did you get a picture of my penis
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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