Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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