**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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