I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
i out mim tonsoeep
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