It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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