i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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