Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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