He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Randomize
