that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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