Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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