the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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