Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
This is my gift to your gina
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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